Mel: Yes, it's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend. Is she pretty? Murray: You're still interested in the band then? Even though. Murray: You don't think that Bret's any less available now that he's. Well that's great that Bret has a girlfriend. Mel: Has Bret got a girlfriend? Murray: Yes. Now if one of the band members was to have a girlfriend, would you find that. Cause if-if I was a convict, you know, and I was in a cell with a pretty boy like you, I would definitely wait till lights out, put my hand over your mouth- Jemaine: I've gotta-I've gotta go. Mel: Oh, well, did any of your cellmates, you know, rape you in the a- Jemaine: No. Mel: Did they find anything? Jemaine: No, they didn't strip search me. Mel: You're out? Did the cops try to strip search you? Jemaine: No. Bret: Well, how come Jemaine likes it so much? Jemaine: You can have it. Oh yeah? Where'd you get it? Bret: I made it. Mugged Mugger: What is this? Why does this phone have a camera glued to it? Bret: It's a camera phone. Bret: You know, you've got to work on your people skills. Jemaine: I can't believe you got that job and I didn't. Eddie: You have the right attitude, you have what I like to call the wrong attitude. What if the wind comes, and blows it away, you ever think of that Enrico Fermi? Bret: Oh we can hold it, it won't be a problem. Eddie: You know what you're sign material this guy over thinks things OK You can't over think in this business, you cannot. That's all but you just never thought of it before. Now, does that sound like something you can do? Jemaine: Sounds like something a lamppost could do. Bret Gives Up The Dream Eddie: The job is you have to hold up this sign and you have to make sure it points in the right direction. Jemaine: I'm usually more charismatic than this. Jemaine: Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you? Bret: Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room. Jemaine: Yeah, well - yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out, but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light. But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out. She's thinking, "Oh this is a nice situation." But then, "Ugh, who- who turned on the light?" Bret: Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light. Bret: Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out. I think she found it weird - the whole thing with you there with the - with the light. Bret: Yeah? Jemaine: Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. Bret: Hmm? Jemaine: I think I know where I went wrong last night. Jemaine: Hey, Bret, I think I know where I went wrong. Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square.
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Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Series 1 Sally (Pilot) Murray: I've told you.